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ON AIR · CH 0
PIRATE TV FOR PUMP.FUN

Pair your coin.
We put it on air.

Pair your coin with $STATIC and the station crew makes your commercials for free: a 10 s TV spot, 3 memes, a jingle and a banner. Then Channel 0 airs them 24/7. More volume, more airtime.

Pair your coinTonight's schedule
0 coins in rotation on Channel 0
NOW AIRING
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preview · simulated channel until the first coin pairs
Paired coins0in rotation
Spots aired today0on Channel 0
$STATIC bought0SOL by pairings
Airtime0minutes on air
Prime time now--won the last hour
WHAT THE CREW MAKES

Your coin gets a whole
ad campaign. For free.

Pair your coin with $STATIC and the five-TV crew gets to work. Everything they make is yours to download and post, and all of it airs on Channel 0, the station's own pirate channel that never goes off air.

A 10 s TV spotmascot, ticker, slogan, voiceover. cut to ten seconds.
3 memescaptioned, sized for X, drawn with your mascot.
A jinglefour bars in your ticker's key. it will get stuck.
A banner1500 x 500 header for your coin's X page.
sample campaign for a made-up coin, $WOW
TONIGHT ON CHANNEL 0

The TV guide

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TimeShowCoinFormat

Slots are filled by volume. Prime time goes to the coin that traded the most in the hour before.

PRIME TIME RACE

Most volume this hour
takes the next one.

    hour ends in--:--
    preview: one hour lasts 2 minutes
    01Launch pairedLaunch a new coin here, or pair a pump.fun coin you created. Pairing buys 0.1 SOL of $STATIC from your wallet. You keep it.
    02The crew gets to workWriter, animator, composer, editor, producer. Your spot, memes, jingle and banner, ready to download. Free.
    03You go on airChannel 0 loops every paired coin's commercials 24/7. Airtime is weighted by last-hour volume. Buys on Channel 0 buy $STATIC first.
    04Win prime timeEvery hour the coin with the most volume takes the prime time slot for the next hour.
    WHAT PAIRING COSTS

    Who pays what

    0.1 SOLof $STATIC, bought by the creator at pairing. yours to keep
    10%of every Channel 0 buy buys $STATIC first
    $0for the campaign and the airtime
    THE CREW

    Five TVs with day jobs.

    PAIR A COIN

    Put your coin
    on Channel 0.

    Launch a new coin paired with $STATIC, or pair a pump.fun coin you created. The TV shows what the crew makes from your name and ticker.

      slogan--
      memes--
      jingle--
      the crew's first draft for your coin
      STATION LOG

      What just went out.

      Every line is something the station did. In preview the station is simulated.

        AIRTIME SHARE

        Who owns the screen.

        Share of Channel 0 right now. Prime time holder gets 30% of all slots. Tap a coin to open its campaign.

          What does paired mean? the basics

          A paired coin is on Channel 0. To pair, the coin's creator buys 0.1 SOL of $STATIC from the same wallet (and keeps it), either in the same approval as a new launch here or for a pump.fun coin they already made. Buys made on Channel 0 send 10% into $STATIC first, then buy the coin. Every pairing and every Channel 0 buy is buy pressure on $STATIC.

          What exactly do I get? the campaign

          A 10 second TV spot with a jingle (.webm), 3 captioned memes (.png), the jingle on its own (.wav) and a 1500 x 500 banner (.png), all drawn around your coin's name and ticker. Download and post all of it. It also airs on Channel 0 for as long as the station runs.

          How is airtime decided? volume

          Channel 0 runs one spot every 10 seconds, 24/7, and every viewer sees the same one. Each slot is drawn by last-hour volume (from DexScreener): twice the volume, about twice the airtime. New coins still get a minimum share. Every UTC hour the coin with the most last-hour volume wins prime time and takes 30% of all slots for that hour.

          Who can pair a coin? creators only

          Only the wallet that created the coin on pump.fun. The station reads the creator from the coin's bonding curve on chain and checks that the $STATIC buy came from that wallet. One coin pairs once.

          Does the station hold my keys? no

          No. Every transaction is built by PumpPortal and signed in your own wallet. The station only stores which coins are paired and checks the chain.

          THE TOKEN · $STATIC
          CA drops at launch
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